Is He Gay?
So girls, you’ve met a guy who makes every moment feel like a Kodak moment. He listens to everything you have to have, looks into your eyes and not at your boobs, he’s an awesome dancer, and he loves to shop. Too good to be true? Probably.
Here’s a list of hints to your best ‘best friends’ signs of gayness. (Please keep in mind, this list is one massive generalization – there are bound to be exceptions)
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ABBA |
Lara (Fabian) |
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Ab Fab |
Last minute invitations |
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Actor/Waiter/Retail |
Linen |
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Acupuncture Aerobics |
Lip Balm Loft |
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Altoids |
Lotion |
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Antiques |
(a great) Listener |
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Aromatherapy |
Madonna |
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Art |
Male friends (lots!) |
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Astrology |
Margaret Cho |
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Attitude |
Men's Health magazine |
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Awesome Dancer Bathrobes |
Minimalism Mirrors |
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Blow Dryer |
Model hair (perfectly coiffed) |
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Body hair (minimal) |
Moisturizer |
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Body Shop (the) |
Musicals |
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Briefs Brotherly hugs |
Neatness Nice butt |
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Cafes Candles |
Oprah Panic Attacks |
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Cats Celebrity gossip |
Pedicures Pilates |
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Celine (Dion) |
Plants |
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Chamomile tea |
Pool parties |
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Clinique |
Potpourri |
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Coloured Contacts |
Preferred Seating |
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Corona (lime) |
Queer as Folk |
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Cosmetic Surgery |
Sandals |
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Cover-up (makeup) |
Sensitive |
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Dalida |
Sex and the City |
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Designer Clothing |
Shop till you drop |
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Designer Sheets Diesel |
Short shorts Show tunes |
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Diet (anything) Dinnerware (matching) Disco |
Smirnoff Ice South Beach Spice rack |
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Drama Egg white omelettes |
Stuffed animals Superheros |
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Electrolysis |
Sweet n Low |
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Erratic calling patterns |
Takes baths |
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Fabric Softener |
Tank tops |
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Facials |
Tanning |
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Fat free (anything) |
Tales of the City |
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Female friends (single) |
Techno |
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Figure Skating |
The Village |
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Flavoured Vodka |
Track lighting |
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Flight Attendant |
Will and Grace |
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Fruits et Passion |
Work boots |
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Gossip |
Yoga |
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Gym (multimemberships) |
The View |
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Hairspray He cooks |
Spice Girls |
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Health food |
Dawson 's Creek |
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Helpful |
Dogs |
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Highlights |
Cleanser |
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Idle chatter |
Power Bars |
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IKEA |
Buffy (the Vampire Slayer) |
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International Male magazine |
Cher |
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Juice Bars |
J. Lo |
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Jeeps |
Provincetown |
This list is by no means exhaustive, so if we’ve forgotten a sign or left one out, please click on the ‘React’ icon (at the top of this article) and let us know.
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